Amusury – Fast Reads

Fruit Quality Controls
The quality of some fruits depends on a rainy season. Apples, pears, and grapes grown in areas with dry summers have usually a superior flavor. The raisin making in California depends on the same condition, because, in order to get good quality, bunches of grapes, must be dried. This can be true for other fruits, such as dates and figs, which are often sun-dried.

Creative Right Side Sleep
People claim to create more cool stuff when they sleep more on their right side.

"Oh, I sleep on my right side and it helps me get ideas to solve problems," claims Sally Rhodes, who did not want to reveal her occupation.
After doing some research, a connection exists about what folks know over how the right and left brains talk to each other. The left-brain is for facts and figures, and the right side is the wild imagination. "It is good to sleep on both sides for balance in life," experts warn. ●

Asteroid Collision - Independent astronomers are puzzled about an asteroid over one mile wide possibly hitting Earth. Sky-watchers worry that the public will not take emergency precautions to hoard food and water.

If the math is on target, the object may careen into the sky in twenty years an anonymous source expects. The government down plays the scare. "It must be a Hollywood movie publicity stunt or programming error. We might get hit in a million years," scoffed a skeptic inside a hallway at the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Movie studios deny claims an asteroid disaster movie is in production or their programming is in error.

Captivating Kentucky - Kentucky is one of the most healthful and beautiful States in the USA. The greater part of its land is arable and productive.

The famous blue grass in Kentucky gives rise to equestrian culture and folk music. The Ohio and Mississippi rivers form an easy navigation link. The productions are wheat, tobacco, maize, rye, and to a small extent, cotton. The inhabitants are brave, frank, and hospitable.

Conjugal Relations - First conjugal approaches are usually painful to the new wife, and no enjoyment to her follows. Great caution and kindness should be exercised.

A young couple rushing into animal passions can soon produce a nervous and irritating condition that long brings apathy, indifference, if not dislike. True love and a high regard for each other will temper passion into moderation. A train leaves the station at a slow and steady pace. Mind your speed.

About You Know What
When a child, after having given proofs of memory and intelligence, experiences daily more and more difficulty in retaining and understanding what is taught him, it is not only from unwillingness and idleness, as is commonly supposed, but from a disease eating out life itself, brought on by a self-abuse of the private organs.
Besides the slow and progressive derangement of his or her health, the diminished energy of application, the languid movement, the stooping gait, the desertion of social games, the solitary walk, late rising, livid and sunken eye, and many other symptoms, will fix the attention of every intelligent and competent guardian of youth that something is wrong. A better way to fill a youth’s attention and to direct their boundless energy is to take up sports or to tend to weeds in the garden. Please be mindful of garden snake serpents.

How can a Boor be Happy? - With a gloomy face, sour disposition, complaining habits and inherent lack of good taste and culture, a boor sees only the shadows of life. Boors repulse folks, not attract them. Brilliant people of refinement and taste will have nothing to do with them. The boor only lives a sorry, complaining, gloomy, life without companions as an outcast from that better society we all desire to know. ▪

How About Halibut?
The Halibut is the largest of the flat-fishes, specimens of as much as 20 feet in length being on record, while examples of from 6 to 7 feet long are not uncommon in fish markets.

This fish has a wide distribution, occurring on both sides of the North Atlantic and North Pacific, being most abundant in deep water. Many of the halibut that are in USA fish markets are caught off of Iceland.

About Microscopes - The first microscope is said to have been invented by a Dutchman in 1590, but its invention has been largely attributed to Galileo in 1610. The microscope has been perfected until a millionth part of a grain of blood may be detected by means of the spectrum lens. ▪

Florida Fruit Industry
Fruit culture is a great industry. Millions of melons and great quantities of pineapples, oranges, and small fruit form the early crop that is shipped North. The orange groves are mainly in Florida. The crop is exhausted about the time that California oranges are shipped East. A great deal of tropical fruit is brought from Mexican, Central American, and South American ports.

Improper Intentions - An infallible sign that a young man's intentions are improper, is his trying to excite your passions. If he loves you, he will never appeal to that feeling, because he respects you too much for that. A woman that allows a man to take advantage of her just to compel him to marry is lost and heartless in the last degree, and utterly destitute of moral principle as well as virtue. A woman's riches are virtues and that gone she has lost all. ▴

Female Flirtation - The young man who loves a young woman has paid her the highest compliment in the possession of man. A smart woman will know about letting others down in a gentle manner. Adding insult to an unwelcome flirtation is inelegant. Perpetrate almost any sin, inflict any other torture, but spare him the agony of disappointment. It is a crime that can never be forgiven, and a debt that never can be paid.

Rome in Decline Every schoolchild knows that how the middle ages rose from the ruins of the Roman Empire.

The decline of Rome prepared the rise of the kingdoms and cultures that developed in the medieval world. Yet in spite of the self-evident truth of this history, we know little about life and thought in the years when Europe was ceasing to be Roman but was not yet medieval. We do not know how it felt to watch the decline of Rome. ▴

The Pine Family
The pine family includes the various species of pine, tamarack, spruce, hemlock, fir, juniper, larch, cypress, and cedar.

A few members of the family thrive in the warmer parts of the temperate zone, but for the greater part they flourish between the fortieth and sixtieth parallels. Most of the species found in low latitudes are mountain-trees and make up a big part of the American and Russian forests.

Letters as Literature

To compose a letter requires more ability than to give it the proper arrangement and mechanical dress. A mind well stored with useful knowledge as well as command of language, is necessary in writing a letter on general subjects.

The strictly business letter requires full understanding of the facts concerning which the letter is written, and the facts are set forth in plain and unmistakable language. All display of rhetoric or flourish of words is entirely out of place in the sober, practical letter of business. The proper use of capital letters, punctuation, and correct spelling is essential to the well-written letter, and with care and effort may be easily acquired. ▪

Puerto Rico - Formerly a Spanish colony, it is now a possession of the USA. The island is about the size of Connecticut. The industries are almost wholly agricultural, and nearly the whole surface is under cultivation. Sugar, coffee, and tobacco are grown for export, and these comprise the chief source of income. The coffee-crop is one of the most valuable products and gets a high price because of its better quality. ●

Seven and Twelve - In reference to planets and Zodiac signs, the numbers seven and twelve were thought as sacred by the Astrologers, and dedications were made to them in many ways.

In the allegories, the planets were designated as spirits or messengers to the Supreme Deity, imaginarily enthroned above the firmament, which we find inscribed in the Book of Revelation, writing "Seven lamps of fire burning before the throne, which are the seven spirits of God."

About Christmas
A festival commemorating the birth of Christ. Said to have been observed as early as 98. Some of the early Christians celebrated the event in May; others in April and in June.

In the fifth century, it was generally observed on the 25th of December. Some scholars think otherwise.

About Introductions
An introduction is not just merely a trivial convention or a duty that must be attended to. It is an important ceremony and the very corner stone of friendship. To be formally introduced is to have a certain demand on one's future good graces and friendliness. Thus, it is bad taste to introduce rashly, without due care. Attend to introductions with panache and respect.

Influence in Society - You will have no influence unless you are social. An unsocial person is as devoid of influence as an ice-peak is of verdure. It is through social contact and absolute social value alone that you can accomplish any great social good. It is through the invisible lines that you are able to attach to the minds with which you are brought into association alone that you can tow society, with its deeply freighted interests, to the great haven of your hope. ▴

Fast Young Men Many of our "fast young men" have been thus corrupted. Certainly no one can deny that many of our "well-bred" young men are little better than "high-class dogs" so lawless are they, and ready for the arena of licentiousness. They pursue animal passion.

Common sense teaches how children who are begotten in the heat of sick passion, are likely to be licentious when they grow up. Many parents through excesses of eating and drinking become inflamed with wine and strong drink. Now, if in such conditions folks beget their children, who can affect surprise if the children likewise develop similar debilitating tendencies? It is unwise to befoul a family nest.

Truest Kind of Beauty
Facial beauty is only skin-deep. A beautiful form, a graceful figure, graceful movements and a kind heart are the strongest charms in the perfection of female beauty. A brilliant face always outshines what may be called a pretty face, for intelligence is that queenly grace which crowns woman's influence over men. Good looks and good and pure conduct awaken a man's love for women. A girl must therefore be charming as well as beautiful, for a girl with charm will never become a charmless, dull and hapless wife. ▪

More About Coffee
Coffee culture was confined to Arabia until the close of the seventeenth century;

it was then introduced into the Dutch East Indies, and for many years the island of Java was the main supply of the world. Presently, Columbia, Brazil and Java are involved in coffee production. In the Old World it is now also cultivated along the coast of Africa, in Madagascar, India, and Ceylon. ●

Readers Are Sexier

Cultivate personal attraction. This means the storing of your mind with knowledge of current events, and with a good idea of the world's progress or lack of it. If you read nothing, zip, zero, and make no effort to make yourself attractive, you will soon sink down into a dull hack of stupidity.

If your partner never hears from you any words of wisdom, or of common information, he or she will soon hear nothing from you. Dress and gossips soon wear out. If your memory is weak, so that it seems not worth the effort to read, that is more reason for reading. Reading is a fundamental need. Expand your thoughts with great topics and ignore mindless drivel like found even where you now look! ■

Words of Wisdom
Say nothing unpleasant if you can avoid it. Avoid satire and sarcasm. Never repeat a word that was not intended for repetition. Cultivate supreme wisdom, which consists less in saying what ought to be said than in not saying what ought not to be said.
Often cultivate "flashes of silence." It is the larger half of the conversation to listen well. Listen to others patiently, especially the poor. Hear with the ears. ▪

Dress Affects Our Manners
A man who is badly dressed, feels chilly, sweaty, and prickly. He stammers, and does not always tell the truth. He means to, perhaps, but he cannot. He is half distracted about his pantaloons, which are much to short, and are constantly hitching up; or his frayed jacket and crumpled linen harrow his soul, and quite unman him. He treads on the train of a lady's dress, and says, "Thank you", sits down on his hat, and wishes the "desert were his dwelling place." ▪

Golden Anniversary Gifts - Unlike the silver wedding, gifts are always presented to the aged couple at the golden wedding. Delicate pieces of gold jewelry are always pleasing to the "bride." The "groom" may be presented with gold shirt-studs, cufflinks or rings. Gold services, gold chased cups, golden goblets and golden candlesticks are most appropriate. ▴

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ALIENS Took JFK

One goofy protester at an anti-5G rally holds a sign that says, "Aliens Took JFK," clearly in spite of the common belief of muddy evidence to the contrary. See More - Aliens & JFK

When asked, Joe Bourne of Salem, Ohio admits, "I am raising awareness about alien abductions." Space aliens reportedly take lots of children reports a smart, well-placed insider.

Many (the abductees) claim to have received under the skin implants. "We get tracked by the devices." Joe adds, "It is how cosmic lords spy on us."

Folks do not realize how aliens (and governments) can keep easy-peasy tabs on earthlings. It is thought that RFID nanotech fibers spread via chem-trails in the sky. "It gets on and then grows inside of you like germs," he states.

Science fiction writers suggest that wireless 5g signals activate tracking devices. Planes, drones, and drive-by vehicles send signals to high tech fibers on your skin.

"So, the public asks me about the JFK gimmick and I tell them about the harm from the 5g wireless soul cages," Joe smiles. ★ Click to Close

Cannabis Usage Skyrockets

Cannabis use in Oregon is on the rise say experts at the Fads Addiction Counseling Treatment Service ("FACTS"). Higher statistics began in 1973, when Oregon eased criminal penalties. See More - Skyrockets

Government leaders took bribes from liberated hippies to change things big time, say pundits. Formerly known as marijuana, cannabis was also commonly referred to as "pot," and it was sold in "lids," that being, about an ounce.

Folks disagree on how the old words (pot and lids) for cannabis came to exist. The big stink and noise about the best slang names for cannabis types (indica & sativa), and whether you buy it in grams, ounces, or "lids" is a matter of fad and preference.

"I think it was because folks cooked it a lot. They needed pot and lids," said Darius Tosh, a part-time chef. "It makes the most sense to me," he added. Meanwhile, debate continues on a name for pot that sticks.

Statistics from the 1970s show that people smoked way less cannabis than currently. Back then folks often smoked when looking forward to a little afternoon delight (conjugal relations). FACTS monitors consumption purposes.

It (FACTS) releases a yearly report April 20th and recent trends show how more folks now use cannabis alone (and not for conjugal relations). Statistics on the high lonely number is one solo skyrocket in flight. ● Click to Close

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Birth Records Destroyed

Public records are not safe. Citizens in Troy City, South Georgia were shocked about the fire that destroyed the town office. All the computers and files containing birth records for thousands of people were lost in the blaze. Read More - Records Destroyed

“Insurance money will pay for the new building but all the records are gone, said Ida Hardly, known as the acting town manager since the last disputed election. Individuals affected are asked to fill in blank birth applications and mail them in for processing.

“We believe folks will be honest and give us accurate information,” she added. Birth records are of vital importance to prove citizenship, and to get passports or licenses to drive. Skeptics say it is a pledge of a soul to controllers. ◆ Click to Close

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