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More About Tobacco
Tobacco is widely consumed. It is a plant native to the Americas and a valuable crop grown by farmers. Specifically, tobacco refers to any of various plants native to tropical America and widely planted for their leaves, which are dried and processed for smoking in pipes, cigarettes, and cigars; it is also cut to form chewing tobacco or ground to make snuff.

A good long courtship - will often cure many difficulties or ills of the sexual organs. O. S. Fowler says, "see each other often spend many pleasant hours together," have many walks and talks, think of each other while absent, write many love letters, be inspired to many love feelings and acts towards each other, and exercise your sexuality in a thousand forms ten thousand times, every one of which tones up and thereby recuperates this very element now dilapidated. When you have courted long enough to marry, you will be sufficiently restored and improved from it.

Space is made in Hollywood - A zany former scientist claims rocketry is science fiction. "It’s like how the Red Hot Chili Peppers song says, that space is made in a Hollywood basement," pleads Glen Johnson, who went to a California college.
Johnson flunked out of school because teachers refused to be fair when grading his written reports. He was an astrology and engineering student. They (the teachers) did not like a punk like him levitating the theory of gravity.
"A lot of folks in the world do not believe in the moon landings," Johnson adds. His friends agree with his wacky beliefs. They were interviewed outside a shopping center panhandling money and collecting cans.

Cordial Introductions - With the passing of the ridiculous half-finger handshake, with the arm extended upward and the wrist bent awkwardly, introductions have become more cordial and sincere. Which is entirely as it should be. Too many people go through the ceremony of an introduction merely as a matter of duty, without realizing its portent in the matter of friendship and future acquaintance.

About Baking Bread
It is difficult to give rules for making bread; it depends so much on judgment and experience.

In summer, bread should be mixed with cold water; during a chilly, damp spell, the water should be slightly warm; in severe cold weather, it should be mixed quite warm, and set in a warm place during the night. If your yeast is new and lively, a small quantity will make the bread rise, if it be old and heavy, it will take more. In these things I believe wisdom must be gained by a few mistakes. ●

About You Know What
When a child, after having given proofs of memory and intelligence, experiences daily more and more difficulty in retaining and understanding what is taught him, it is not only from unwillingness and idleness, as is commonly supposed, but from a disease eating out life itself, brought on by a self-abuse of the private organs.
Besides the slow and progressive derangement of his or her health, the diminished energy of application, the languid movement, the stooping gait, the desertion of social games, the solitary walk, late rising, livid and sunken eye, and many other symptoms, will fix the attention of every intelligent and competent guardian of youth that something is wrong. A better way to fill a youth’s attention and to direct their boundless energy is to take up sports or to tend to weeds in the garden. Please be mindful of garden snake serpents.

How can a Boor be Happy? - With a gloomy face, sour disposition, complaining habits and inherent lack of good taste and culture, a boor sees only the shadows of life. Boors repulse folks, not attract them. Brilliant people of refinement and taste will have nothing to do with them. The boor only lives a sorry, complaining, gloomy, life without companions as an outcast from that better society we all desire to know. ▪

Dragon Bad Breath - Care should be taken to remedy an offensive breath without delay. Nothing renders one so unpleasant to one's acquaintance, or is such a source of misery to one's self. The evil may be from some derangement of the stomach or some defective condition of the teeth, or catarrhal affection of the throat and nose. Carrying breath mints is not only for you; it is for the comfort of those you encounter. Perhaps the worst breath is that of coffee drinkers and smokers! ●

About Microscopes - The first microscope is said to have been invented by a Dutchman in 1590, but its invention has been largely attributed to Galileo in 1610. The microscope has been perfected until a millionth part of a grain of blood may be detected by means of the spectrum lens. ▪

Irish Leprechauns
Ireland in soil and climate resembles England. The country is moderately uneven and fertile. Potatoes are abundant, and form a big part of the diet for inhabitants. The Irish are brave, hospitable, and active, but enjoy very few advantages for education. It is very green and verdant and known for its leprechaun lore of little bearded mischief makers.

Good Homes Great Schools
It is at home where young and old best learn cheerfulness, patience, self-control, and the spirit of service and of duty. The home is the true school of courtesy, of which women are often the best practical instructors. Philanthropy radiates from the home as from a center. It was said that, "to love the little platoon we belong to in society is the seed of all public affections." The wisest and best are not ashamed to say their greatest joy and happiness is to sit in the inviolable circle of a good home life. ▰

Fast Scooters - Ever since the introduction of motor scooters from Italy, America has began a new off and on love affair with an old form of transportation. In mild climate areas in the South and West, more people are choosing the leather jacketed and chic scooter lifestyle. The Vespa was first made famous in Hollywood movies of the 1960's.

Easy to drive, the small machines are also agile and weigh less than motorcycles. These new scooters have a strong reputation for quality, value, and sturdiness. A motorcycle license is required for the bigger models that can reach highway speeds of 60 mph. A scooter can be a wise choice for budget minded commuters. ●

Storm Signs on the Way
A ring around the sun or moon stands for an approaching storm, its near or distant approach being indicated by its larger or smaller circumference.

When the sun rises brightly and quickly afterward becomes veiled with clouds, the farmer distrusts the day. Rains which begin early in the morning often stop by nine in place of "eleven," the hour specified in the old saw, "If it rains before seven." It is important to watch for signs in the sky and not digital display screens. ▾

The Pine Family
The pine family includes the various species of pine, tamarack, spruce, hemlock, fir, juniper, larch, cypress, and cedar.

A few members of the family thrive in the warmer parts of the temperate zone, but for the greater part they flourish between the fortieth and sixtieth parallels. Most of the species found in low latitudes are mountain-trees and make up a big part of the American and Russian forests.

Are pacemakers stolen?

Yakima, WA — At the open coffin service for her dad, Maggie Flynn wanted to make sure her dad was buried with a decorative gold charm necklace. She was surprised at what she saw.
"I got worried at the funeral," said Maggie. To her shock, she found a fresh cut in his chest where her dad had a pacemaker.

"I thought theft," she feared, to only find out later that funeral parlors take out some medical devices for safety reasons. "It was news to me," she commented.
"I thought they may try to sell it," she claimed. It is reported how one may find used pacemakers for sale on the dark web (Internet). ▪

Puerto Rico - Formerly a Spanish colony, it is now a possession of the USA. The island is about the size of Connecticut. The industries are almost wholly agricultural, and nearly the whole surface is under cultivation. Sugar, coffee, and tobacco are grown for export, and these comprise the chief source of income. The coffee-crop is one of the most valuable products and gets a high price because of its better quality. ●

The Heart Rules in Life
Although genius always commands admiration, character most secures respect. The former is more the result of the brain’s power, the latter of heart power; and in the long run it is the heart that rules in life.

Men of genius stand to society in the relation of its intellect as men of character of its conscience: and while the former are admired, the latter are followed. Follow your heart more closely. ●

About Brazil - Brazil is the largest of the countries of South America and is level and fertile, producing tobacco, sugar, indigo, coffee, and pepper. Diamonds are found here. In the interior, vast herds of wild cattle abound. They are hunted for their hides, which form one of the chief export articles of the country. ◆

What is Area 51?
Area 51 is a military base about 90 miles north of Las Vegas. The site is a place a big bad government does not acknowledge. It is in a remote area set up to test the U2 spy plane in the 1950s. The area is known for likely housing captured and crashed UFOs. Many conspiracy stories exist and it is thought Area 51 has underground chambers.

Dance Introductions At a very large, formal ball or dance, it is very good form to ask permission of a lady before presenting a gentleman to her. It is certainly the safest and most satisfactory way, and reflects good taste and courtesy both on the part of the gentleman who wishes to be introduced and the fine gentleman who is the medium of introduction.

Old China Curiosities

China is celebrated for its immense population, for the ingenuity of its numerous manufacturers, for its many canals, for the great antiquity of its laws, and for its reserve and jealousy of the people of other nations. Before modern times, the chief productions were cotton, rice,

and tea; and all the necessaries of life are cultivated. Tea and Chinaware were principal exports. Beijing is the center of power and Canton is the chief city and the port where American and English vessels are admitted to trade. ▪

On the Silver Lining

Silver is about as widely diffused as is gold, but it is more plentiful. It is found sparingly in most of the older rocks and also in seawater.

It was used by the Greeks for coinage more than eight hundred years before the Christian era, and was known to the Jewish people in very early times. Silver coins are actively traded today and the metal is used in jewelry and much more. ▴

Lost Music Found
Nuns in a convent in Venice, Italy found lost music. Works of Tomaso Albinoni from 1725 were found. It was believed his works were lost in a fire. "The works sound dark and disturbing," a scholar said who saw the music transcripts. Organists from all over the world are anxious to blast out the long lost tunes on big church pipe organs. German music publishers are said to be in talks with the nuns for the music. "Our convent could use the money," said Sister Theresa Petrocelli. 𝄞

Taking Vaccines - Those who are the conscientious objectors to vaccination should have the courage to face all penalties or persecutions to which they may be subjected by law, and stand alone, if need be, against the whole world, in defense of their conviction.

Those who object to it merely on the grounds of health should acquire a complete mastery of the subject, and should be able to convince others of the correctness of their views, and convert them into adopting those views in practice.

But those who have neither definite views on the subject nor courage enough to stand up for their convictions should no doubt obey the laws of the state, and conduct themselves humbly and follow orders. ~ Gandhi

Importance of Modesty - As in everything else in good society, ostentation is extremely vulgar. Deep bows, flourishes, and forced phrases have no place in the right sort of presentations. Brief, simple introductions, with a note of sincere cordiality, are certainly more impressive than much elaborate waving of hands and bowing. ◆

Dress Affects Our Manners
A man who is badly dressed, feels chilly, sweaty, and prickly. He stammers, and does not always tell the truth. He means to, perhaps, but he cannot. He is half distracted about his pantaloons, which are much to short, and are constantly hitching up; or his frayed jacket and crumpled linen harrow his soul, and quite unman him. He treads on the train of a lady's dress, and says, "Thank you", sits down on his hat, and wishes the "desert were his dwelling place." ▪

Know Your Numbers
Did you know there is your own personal number? It is a number that influences you and your actions more than any other. If you know your number, think how you can use it for good and avoid others for ill. The finding of your number is a simple matter when you have mastered the elements of numerology, which is the science of numbers. Play the numbers game. ▴

ELVIS PRESLEY His last top 10 song.
℗ 1972 RCA Records BURNING LOVE

AL GREEN ♥Gospel, pop, r&b, soul since 1967.
The official Al Green @ALGREEN

ALIENS Took JFK

One goofy protester at an anti-5G rally holds a sign that says, "Aliens Took JFK," clearly in spite of the common belief of muddy evidence to the contrary. See More - Aliens & JFK

When asked, Joe Bourne of Salem, Ohio admits, "I am raising awareness about alien abductions." Space aliens reportedly take lots of children reports a smart, well-placed insider.

Many (the abductees) claim to have received under the skin implants. "We get tracked by the devices." Joe adds, "It is how cosmic lords spy on us."

Folks do not realize how aliens (and governments) can keep easy-peasy tabs on earthlings. It is thought that RFID nanotech fibers spread via chem-trails in the sky. "It gets on and then grows inside of you like germs," he states.

Science fiction writers suggest that wireless 5g signals activate tracking devices. Planes, drones, and drive-by vehicles send signals to high tech fibers on your skin.

"So, the public asks me about the JFK gimmick and I tell them about the harm from the 5g wireless soul cages," Joe smiles. ★ Click to Close

Cops frown on green thumbs

A 65 year-old told the Drug & Booze Agency (DBA) she did not know it was illegal to grow big quantities of cannabis without a permit. The DBA Cops took Agnes Arber in for questions. See More - Green Thumbs

When released, she found TV crews camped outside her home. "Gosh, a reporter explained how DBA cop ghouls confiscated my plants. I don’t think $500,000 was the street value," claims the green thumb spinster.

Allegedly, Agnes sold plants to a fake hemp broker to use as twine in artisanal macramé designs. The plants are now in the DBA storage center and may be used as evidence against her in a court of law.

Agnes is charged with unlicensed cannabis cultivation and faces up to one year in the slammer. She hopes for just a small fine and a slap on the wrist since she likes to keep busy making quilts and weaving. ● Click to Close

Humor.. like beauty
Requires cognition.

Alien Screams Shocker!

The prospect of alien abduction is not only the subject of science fiction books and magazines. A psychologist studies people who claim to be "abductees." Dr. Iverson at the Helsinki University (HELU) confirms it is a real problem. Read More - Alien Screams

"More people now complain about being kidnapped by aliens while asleep in bed," he says.

Iverson released an mp3 audio recording with the horrifying stories of patients who under hypnosis recall vivid and distressing encounters. The stories are told in Finnish and an English version should soon be available in time for holiday gift giving.

The screams are from memories caused by the un-Godly implants and painful probes that aliens must have put into the captive abductees. ▪ Click to Close

I am amazing and marvelous.

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